Bruins Lose To Maple Leafs Because Ryder Sucks
Written by Greg Ezell   
Wednesday, 10 March 2010 09:02

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Oh dear, I can't take this anymore. First Marc Savard is blasted by Matt Cooke and could possibly miss the rest of the season and then Tim Thomas is constantly run into last night against the Maple Leafs and what happens? NOTHING. This Bruins team must be a steaming pile of vaginas because I don't remember one Bruin taking a Maple Leaf and throwing him halfway down the ice.

There are two unwritten rules in hockey that the Bruins have decided to not follow in the past couple of games:

1. Always stand up for your teammates.
2. No one touches your goalie.

Unfortunately, the guys in the black and gold just don't care. Lets face it folks, this Bruins team plays like their shit doesn't stink when the product on the ice smells worse than a night after Budweiser and Taco Bell. Case in point, last night against the 29th place team in the NHL, Boston never trailed until Nikolai Kulemin put the puck behind Tim Thomas, thanks to Michael Ryder.

We're paying Michael Ryder $4M a year to score 10 goals, get 15 helpers, go half-ass after Matt Cooke and then interfere with Thomas to help the Leafs win? Shit, sign me up.

Other then the Ryder gaffe and the fact that Tim Thomas was a virtual punching bag for the Leafs, um, yeah. Thomas played very well despite what the scoreboard says. Thomas made 26 of 30 shots behind a defense made of stool softener and Swiss cheese and some very key saves on Phil Kessel, one of which was a break away.

There isn't much to break down here. I've been the first to say that Tim Thomas sucks and he did let in an easy 5-hole goal last night (which seems to be his Achilies Heel) but he was great behind a terrible defense.

This Bruins team is soft, emotionless and dare I say, talentless?

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(Thanks to Chris from Hub Hockey for this)



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